On Thursday, we teased the celebrity pubs for trafficking in cruelty-based features like US Weekly's "Who Do You Think Is Older?"
This, in turn, caused us to wonder, "What might they stoop to next?"
Our guess: "Who Wore It Best?" -- Baby Edition.
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Sean Preston Federline
Don't worry; we didn't ask "100 people on Beverly Hills' Rodeo Drive" to rate which baby looks better in his adorable blue outfit, and we're not going to rate them, either.
But mark our word. We have seen the future of celebrity pubs -- and this is it.