Check out this video that Yale senior Aleksey Vayner sent out to HR departments, along with an 11-page resume.
Aleksey's best line: "Ignore the losers."
Oops -- guess we've already screwed that one up.
Update: The video was pulled from Break and also YouTube. Looks like Aleksey has a lawyer (along with no sense of humor). For more on Aleksey, see Gawker's coverage.