The Rev. Jesse Jackson accused presidential candidate Barack Obama this week of “acting like he’s white.”

Now, in an exclusive report, Media Orchard has obtained the contents of Rev. Jackson’s dossier on Obama, featuring damning evidence of the Illinois senator’s whiteness:

He dresses white.

He watches TV white.

He listens to music white.

And most vexing to the Rev. Jackson, he’s popular with whites.

This is shocking stuff. Thank God we have Rev. Jackson around to make sure that black people only do and say “black” things.