February 18, 2008 in Politics by sbaradell@ideagrove.com
How Many GOP Presidents Would Be Considered "Conservative" By Rush Limbaugh?


For Presidents Day:

Rush Limbaugh and the right-wing talk radio crowd have been doing a lot of talking lately about who is, and isn’t, a “conservative.” It’s not an unimportant argument, because how the word “conservative” is defined impacts how words like “moderate” and “liberal” are defined as well.

Were this the 1964 presidential campaign, John McCain would have been considered to the right of Barry Goldwater on many issues. Goldwater was considered a right-wing extremist at the time; Limbaugh and his ilk are working very hard to position McCain as a “moderate.”

What would that make Goldwater today? Certainly he was no fan of the religious right. And specifically, he was pro-choice. Those facts alone would prevent him from achieving the “conservative” imprimatur in today’s politics.

Limbaugh lays out his requirements this way:

I don’t want to have somebody who is pro-choice called a conservative. I don’t want to have somebody who is for tax increases, income tax increases, or opposes, more importantly, tax cuts, called a conservative. I don’t want to have anybody who stands in the way of individuals prospering on their own, triumphing on their own, called conservative.

Based on the current talk-radio definition of a conservative — the three-legged stool of religious conservative, military hawk and market fundamentalist — I wondered which presidents in our history actually might qualify as a “conservative” today. Looking just at Republican presidents, here’s what I found:

By definition, such a radical attempt to re-define what it means to be Republican, and to be “conservative,” is not conservative. It is a semantic putsch. It’s a lie. Don’t be fooled by it.

Happy Presidents Day.

 
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February 1, 2008 in Politics, PR and Pop Culture by sbaradell@ideagrove.com
Rambo V: The Chickenhawks

A crazed Vietnam vet. A bunch of sissy right-wing pundits who wouldn’t know real combat if it blew their last limb off.

God have mercy … because John McCain Rambo won’t.

Who says he’s too old to still kick some ass?

 
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October 4, 2007 in Politics by sbaradell@ideagrove.com
Why Phony Soldiers Are Costing Us the War in Iraq


Apparently, they’re not fast enough on their feet.

 
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October 27, 2006 in Celebrity, Media Orchard, Politics by sbaradell@ideagrove.com
Some People Are Allergic to Apologies


Partial transcript from the Rush Limbaugh show on Thursday:

RUSH: I want to make an apology here. You have number seven from the audio sound bite roster ready to go? All right, let her rip.

FOX: The symptoms that I had in the ad that I did, that’s called dyskinesia, and that’s actually from too much medication.

RUSH: Okay, I need to apologize, I was wrong because I speculated either he didn’t take his medication or he was acting. I never said the word faking. Now, if you people on the left want to equate acting with faking, I mean, go ahead, George Clooney would be a faker, all your favorite actors, we’ll call them fakers. I never used the word. But I was wrong. He did take his medications. Now he took too much medication.

The point is, he did something differently to appear in this ad than when he appears on Boston Legal. And that was my first human reaction. “Whoa! I’ve never seen this. I have not seen this before.” Now I gather, from the past three days, that we are to believe that this is the normal condition that poor Mr. Fox has to live with each and every day. That’s the impression that they’re leaving, is it not? That this is how his life is now, but he himself said he took too much medication. He didn’t do that when he went on Boston Legal, but it happened for the taping of this ad. I think the reason for that is so you would really, really hate Republicans, because Republicans don’t want to cure it. Jim Talent doesn’t care. Michael Steele doesn’t care. No one in the Republican Party cares. They don’t want to cure these things. They’re happy, in fact, to see people suffer like Mr. Fox is in this ad.

You’ve convinced us, Rush. You’re obviously very caring.

 
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May 15, 2006 in Media, Media Orchard by sbaradell@ideagrove.com
Is That Why the Pharmacy Calls It a "Rush" Order?

From a Daytona Beach newspaper correction caught by Craig Silverman:

A quote that appeared April 19 in an article about the late Betty Steflik may have been misleading. The article referred to Jack Plimpton as a friend of the late activist and quoted Plimpton as saying naming the bridge after Steflik was like “naming a bar after an alcoholic.” Plimpton was using a simile, and Steflik was not an alcoholic. Plimpton knew Steflik partly from working with her on city projects. He is not close to her family.

Rush Limbaugh reference, by the way.

In the headline.

Too oblique?

Or just not funny?

Whatever — you get what you pay for.

 
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