Heather Mills Fights Off Bitchery Charges
Paul McCartney has been caught on tape calling ex Heather Mills a “one-legged bitch,” according to Mills. She also claims that Paul’s daughter, Stella McCartney, threatened to “kill the bitch”.
Others alleged to have called Mills a bitch include U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, comic Frank Skinner, Tabloid Whore, Jonathan Roberts, U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Adam at Radar Online, Ellen DeGeneres, this pirate, Queen Elizabeth, Madame Arcati, Gloria Steinem, Gabby Babble, the Vienna Boys Choir, Holy Moly, and Pope Benedict XVI.
To fight off the pervasive charges of bitchery, Mills has hired a new publicist.
Personally, we think it’s time she brought out the big guns.
Oh, and here’s a bittersweet pic from happier times:
