That’s right … check out the No. 1 result when you enter the name of the right-wing pun-ditz in Google.

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A crazed Vietnam vet. A bunch of sissy right-wing pundits who wouldn’t know real combat if it blew their last limb off.

God have mercy … because John McCain Rambo won’t.

Who says he’s too old to still kick some ass?

Since the Che Guevara bikini has outraged conservative commentators on the occasion of the 40th anniversary of Guevara’s death, we thought it only fair to create a Bill O’Reilly bikini (modeled by his occasional guest host Michelle Malkin, of course):

Thank God. And the best part is, if it doesn’t lead to democracy in Iraq, it might just lead to democracy here at home.

If you enjoy the sound of fingernails scraping a blackboard, listen to this rant in which Malkin claims her loud, simplistic viewpoints are being censored. Of course, it ends with the delusional MM dreaming up yet another liberal media conspiracy; this time, it’s YouTube that’s gone lefty.

That being the case, it’s awful nice of the YouTube pinkos to let her post her paranoid, narcissistic whine on … well, YouTube.

Thanks to Virginia Heffernan and Marc.