A Sudanese judge has sentenced British teacher Gillian Gibbons to 15 days behind bars, followed by deportation, for inciting religious hatred. Her crime? She allowed her students to name a teddy bear after the prophet Mohammed.
Thank God we don’t live there.
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Table of contents:
Chapter 1: Making your amateur porn tape
Chapter 2: Releasing your amateur porn tape on the Internet
Chapter 3: Denying you released your amateur porn tape on the Internet
Chapter 4: Taking a cut of the profits from your amateur porn tape
Chapter 5: Hanging out with successful hos
Chapter 6: Cutting a deal to be on the cover of Playboy
Chapter 7: Landing your own reality show
Velvet would be proud.
