And he oughta know…

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A crazed Vietnam vet. A bunch of sissy right-wing pundits who wouldn’t know real combat if it blew their last limb off.

God have mercy … because John McCain Rambo won’t.

Who says he’s too old to still kick some ass?

John McCain, who has criticized (and then praised) evangelical Christians, and has announced that he is Episcopalian (and then Baptist), and has said that he would not (and then would) vote for a Muslim to be president, announced today that for the remainder of his campaign, he will be a committed follower of a different religious faith each month.

From Oct. 1 to Oct. 31, McCain said, he plans to be an Orthodox Jew. “I regret that I did not convert in time to celebrate Rosh Hashanah,” he added.

McCain will be Roman Catholic in the month of November. “I am already looking forward to All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day,” he said through a spokesperson.