Construction began last Wednesday on a $35 million Florida children’s hospital that will bear the Disney name — a first for the brand. According to reports, Disney “imagineers” currently are working to “develop the patient experience.”
I normally wouldn’t presume to offer my pitiful, uncreative recommendations to someone who has earned the lofty title of “imagineer” … but in this case, what the hell:

All patients will be assigned a PCC (Primary Care Character).

Semi-private rooms are standard.

Mealtime will patriotically showcase an all-American cuisine.

Disney’s most treasured icons will chip in with patient care.

Uninsured patients will be escorted out of the building by Mickey himself.

Minnie Mouse Is a Ho
Disney is notorious for its emphasis on brand consistency — particularly at its theme parks. The “Disney Way” has been praised in Harvard Business School case studies … but criticized freqently by the company’s more independent-minded employees, who feel like they are working in “Mousewitz” or “Duckau.”
Of course, we know how independent-minded those Rousseau-reading French are. So it’s not surprising that they occasionally need to let off a little steam at Disneyland Paris:
No fun goes unpunished at Disney, of course. Per Reuters:
Media Orchard’s review: four stars, best movie out of the Magic Kingdom since “Son of Flubber.”