Labels: Candyland, Iraq, Political Spin, war

For you, international crisis is all upside: You are a mercenary, and you profit from chaos. Dirty deeds, done for exorbitant fees. World powers with deep pockets, deep grudges, and enough arms and ammo to start World War III. This is your kind of environment.

"Mercenaries 3: Blackwater" features the latest and most dangerous in civilian and military tech. If you see it, you can buy it, steal it, or blow the living crap out of it.

You are not a soldier. You have your own code: you will fulfill the terms of the contract, no matter what. Not everyone in the world of "Mercenaries 3: Blackwater" is as honorable. Everyone will try and screw you, given the chance. They think they can get away with it, because they don't know rule #1: EVERYBODY PAYS.

[Of course, we're still waiting for Mercenaries 2 to hit the shelves, but it's never too early to start planning. More thoughts on mercenaries, the "ultimate bastard children of capitalism," here.]

Labels: Blackwater, Iraq, mercenaries, Political Spin

Thank God. And the best part is, if it doesn't lead to democracy in Iraq, it might just lead to democracy here at home.

Labels: Ed Morrissey, Erick Erickson, Iraq, Michelle Malkin, Political Spin, surge

Well, if Albania counts...

Labels: Coalition of the Willing, George W. Bush, Iraq, Kid Nation, Political Spin

Well, now that Joe Biden on the left and Sam Brownback on the right both favor partitioning Iraq into multiple states, it looks like we might have to start taking this option seriously.

With this in mind, Media Orchard has sought the counsel of Miss Teen South Carolina, Caitlin Upton, who has offered us the following proposal for the Iraq's division:

Labels: Iraq, Miss Teen South Carolina, Political Spin