Lindsay Lohan Pics: Better Than the Real Thing?
A while back, Linday Lohan starred in a romantic comedy called Just My Luck. For the film’s poster, rather than create a new image, the promotions department simply used an existing paparazzi pic of Lindsay.
It turned out to be the most interesting thing about the movie.
Which got us to wondering: Considering the current state of Lohan’s career, could her paparazzi pics do a better job as an actress than she does?
Here, for example, is one of Lohan’s paparazzi pics playing the Dustin Hoffman role in Marathon Man:
And here is another one (a mug shot, technically) in Sean Penn’s role in Fast Times at Ridgemont High:
That girl should hire Media Orchard as her agent.
Heather Mills Fights Off Bitchery Charges
Paul McCartney has been caught on tape calling ex Heather Mills a “one-legged bitch,” according to Mills. She also claims that Paul’s daughter, Stella McCartney, threatened to “kill the bitch”.
Others alleged to have called Mills a bitch include U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, comic Frank Skinner, Tabloid Whore, Jonathan Roberts, U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Adam at Radar Online, Ellen DeGeneres, this pirate, Queen Elizabeth, Madame Arcati, Gloria Steinem, Gabby Babble, the Vienna Boys Choir, Holy Moly, and Pope Benedict XVI.
To fight off the pervasive charges of bitchery, Mills has hired a new publicist.
Personally, we think it’s time she brought out the big guns.
Oh, and here’s a bittersweet pic from happier times:
