Heather Mills Fights Off Bitchery Charges
Paul McCartney has been caught on tape calling ex Heather Mills a “one-legged bitch,” according to Mills. She also claims that Paul’s daughter, Stella McCartney, threatened to “kill the bitch”.
Others alleged to have called Mills a bitch include U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, comic Frank Skinner, Tabloid Whore, Jonathan Roberts, U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Adam at Radar Online, Ellen DeGeneres, this pirate, Queen Elizabeth, Madame Arcati, Gloria Steinem, Gabby Babble, the Vienna Boys Choir, Holy Moly, and Pope Benedict XVI.
To fight off the pervasive charges of bitchery, Mills has hired a new publicist.
Personally, we think it’s time she brought out the big guns.
Oh, and here’s a bittersweet pic from happier times:
Tags: Heather Mills, Paul McCartney
Heather Mills is a devious fucking drip! She can shut her stupid hippy trap up about drinking rats milk. How fucking idiotic can you get? Besides that why dont she go to India and tell them progressive wankers to cull a few million of their cows. That would lead to a reduction in methane. Oh no she dont want to do that cos she might have to actually show some conviction instead of running round in her petrol guzzling mercedes. She fucking stupid.