Following in Angelina Jolie’s successful footsteps, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have separately announced plans to visit Africa to rehabilitate their party-girl reputations.
Media Orchard has learned exclusively that Lohan and Hilton have already made a hush-hush trip to the Dark Continent in preparation for their future, more high-profile sojourns.
Unfortunately, all did not go as planned — as you can see after the jump (nsfw).
Reportedly, several generous African women offered to share their own undergarments with the visitors. Residents also expressed concern that the pair looked “hungry.”
Publicists for Lohan and Hilton did not return phone calls.
Tags: Africa, Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
My condolences to Africa, in advance.
If the two stupidest celebrity dipshits in North America can’t save Africa, then I ask you- who can?
Sorry Africa… it wasn’t our idea.
..is everyone seeing what am seeing on these pics?
worst photo-mounting ever!
Hahahaha!!!
umm.. i see something LINDSAY
fake
f-in yuck!
This is as nasty and as dumb as Hell!!!!
Y iz she in der wit dem lil boyz wit no panteaz