October 12, 2007 in Celebrity by Scott Baradell

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Slip Up in Africa

Following in Angelina Jolie’s successful footsteps, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have separately announced plans to visit Africa to rehabilitate their party-girl reputations.

Media Orchard has learned exclusively that Lohan and Hilton have already made a hush-hush trip to the Dark Continent in preparation for their future, more high-profile sojourns.

Unfortunately, all did not go as planned — as you can see after the jump (nsfw).

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Dallas Marketing and Dallas Web Design picture of Paris Hilton Africa 731019

Reportedly, several generous African women offered to share their own undergarments with the visitors. Residents also expressed concern that the pair looked “hungry.”

Publicists for Lohan and Hilton did not return phone calls.

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This is as nasty and as dumb as Hell!!!! Y iz she in der wit dem lil boyz wit no panteaz

umm.. i see something LINDSAY

worst photo-mounting ever!

..is everyone seeing what am seeing on these pics?

My condolences to Africa, in advance.If the two stupidest celebrity dipshits in North America can't save Africa, then I ask you- who can?Sorry Africa... it wasn't our idea.