September 30, 2007 in Politics by sbaradell@ideagrove.com

John McCain Announces That for the Month of October, He Will Be an Orthodox Jew


John McCain, who has criticized (and then praised) evangelical Christians, and has announced that he is Episcopalian (and then Baptist), and has said that he would not (and then would) vote for a Muslim to be president, announced today that for the remainder of his campaign, he will be a committed follower of a different religious faith each month.

From Oct. 1 to Oct. 31, McCain said, he plans to be an Orthodox Jew. “I regret that I did not convert in time to celebrate Rosh Hashanah,” he added.

McCain will be Roman Catholic in the month of November. “I am already looking forward to All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day,” he said through a spokesperson.

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2 Responses to “John McCain Announces That for the Month of October, He Will Be an Orthodox Jew”

  1. Ike says:

    You know, Richard Edelman is Jewish and might not find this one bit funny…

  2. Scott Baradell says:

    My apologies to Rick Murray.

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