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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Alexa Says Media Orchard Sucks. Media Orchard Says Alexa Sucks.

As we've always maintained, Web ranking systems are more a matter of faith than reason.

Here's the latest:

1. Media Orchard's Google PageRank, after a year at 5, finally moved up to 6. Then it went back to PageRank 5 a couple of hours later. Error? Omen? Who knows?

2. Our Technorati rank, after peaking at 2,800, has been hovering in the low 4000s for a few months now.

3. Our Alexa ranking, after peaking at 47,000, dropped to 78,000 in a matter of weeks.

4. All the while, our traffic has trended upward, not downward, as have our subscribers.

The funniest thing is the Alexa drop. Might have something to do with the fact that Cathy and I stopped using the Alexa toolbar -- which kept crashing our IE. We figured that this move would affect the Alexa ranking, but had no idea how much. Talk about sample-size issues.

Anyhoo...screw it.

Media Orchard Announces Orchardette Winner

It's Regina. She has a brief acceptance speech.

Pick of the Orchard 9.30.06


  • Better publicity through lawsuits (David Parmet)
  • Tabloid Fantasy League
  • Attorney thinks outside the box (AP)
  • The Crispin effect: trickle-down, or copycat? (Bill Green)

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  • Friday, September 29, 2006

    Media Orchard to Share Expertise in Blogging About Tiffani Thiessen. Cost: $150

    Oh, we guess we'll try to come up with something useful...

    From the inbox:

    PRSA Teleseminar
    How Social Media are Changing Public Relations
    October 18, 2006
    3:00 p.m. ET
    Duration: 60 Minutes

    Blogs, podcasts, RSS, wikis and social networking sites - you read about them in the summer issue of PRSA's The Strategist. As you already know, the world of social media changes quickly. Discover the impact of social media on the practice of public relations from our panel of experts and find out how they affect you.

    You will learn:

    - How to integrate blog and social media campaigns with traditional marketing, advertising and public relations
    - How to use blogs as media watchdogs and early warning alerts
    - How to gain a life-work-blog balance
    - What corporations are getting on the blogging bandwagon

    PANEL:

    The panel, moderated by John Elsasser, publications director, PRSA Strategist and Tactics, will include Scott Baradell, APR, president and CEO, The Idea Grove; Constantin Basturea, director, New Media Strategies, Converseon; and Kami Watson Huyse, APR, president, My PR Pro. Together they will walk you through the world of blogging.

    Register Today!

    PRSA Member $150
    Non-Member $250

    Click here for registration details.

    Only one registration per site is required. Registration deadline is 24 hours prior to the call. Your registration entitles you to one telephone connection. Invite as many people as you wish to listen to the teleseminar on your speakerphone.

    Media Orchard Looks Like a Cross Between Jason Alexander and Neil Sedaka

    ...with a little Helen Hunt thrown in.



    MyHeritage.com, you've lost a potential customer for life.

    Pick of the Orchard 9.29.06


  • Trent Lott: "Why do Sunnis kill Shiites? How do they tell the difference? They all look the same to me." (CNN.com)
  • Best political attack ad we've seen since Willie Horton (YouTube)
  • Crack is better than PCP (YouTube)
  • Kill Whitey (directionzero)

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  • Thursday, September 28, 2006

    Everybody Has a Right to Be Depressed

    Terrell Owens, the flamboyant, highly paid Dallas Cowboys wide receiver, may or may not have tried to commit suicide after experiencing depression this week.

    Clay Aiken, the flamboyant, highly paid "American Idol" runner-up, admitted he's on medication as a result of depression this week.

    In both cases, members of the media have felt compelled to self-righteously state that these people "have no right" to be depressed. After all, they're rich and famous.

    How stupid. How judgmental. And ultimately, how narrow these commentators must be to project their own desires and values on another person's life.

    Listen to what Dale Hansen, the sports director for WFAA-TV in Dallas, had to say about Owens.

    When I watched this commentary, the hair on the back of my neck stood up -- but I wasn't sure exactly why.

    Then I remembered that girl in high school; the pretty, smart, popular girl with whom I was friends -- but wanted to be more.

    One morning, she came to class and sat down in front of me. She looked sad; she seemed to have the weight of the world on her shoulders. This girl represented all that I wanted at that time. So, for some reason, resentment built up in me when I saw her like this.

    I said to her: "What do you have the right to be depressed about? Your life is perfect."

    She just looked at me and turned around, even sadder now.

    Years later, I found out that her mother had been physically abusive to her. And that's why I remember that little exchange so well to this day.

    Pick of the Orchard 9.28.06


  • 25 Million Reasons PR Has a Bad Name (Teaching PR)
  • Promo video for one of our clients (YouTube)

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  • Wednesday, September 27, 2006

    Candidate Eva Makes Her Speech

    She's topmost in our sidebar; just push play. Like many pageant contestants, Eva's very into her religion. We hope she doesn't put anyone off.

    If you haven't heard the speeches of fellow Orchardettes Regina and Rose yet, they're willing to repeat them for you. Regina has impressed our readers with her sense of humor, while Rose has demonstrated her passionate belief in hope (and surprising upbringing in the 'hood.)

    The Orchardette receiving the most votes as of tomorrow will become a permanent fixture on the Orchard.

    Of course, nothing's really permanent, is it?

    Fox Anchor Determined to Get the Last Word

    CNN is closing the ratings gap with Fox News, both on a year-over-year and quarter-over-quarter basis, per Brian.

    Meanwhile, Fox anchors continue to haggle with their guests over who gets the last spin in...

    Guess Which Former "Saved By the Bell" Star Has a Sex Tape?

    Nope.











    Nope.













    Yep.













    Snooty, Condescending Media Guy vs. Interrupting, Obnoxious Media Guy: Who Wins?

    Tough one. Details. Watch here (be warned, F-bomb dropped):



    Yawn. We think we'd rather watch the Screech sex tape.

    Pick of the Orchard 9.27.06


  • More Weird Al Fun: Weasel Stomping Day (YouTube)
  • Fox News throws party in view of CNN (UPI)
  • Bill O'Reilly: "Nobody Wants Me" (Newsweek)

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  • Tuesday, September 26, 2006

    Pick of the Orchard 9.26.06


  • Do newspapers have a future? (Time.com)
  • Big Brother shouting back (Fight For Our Freedom)
  • First cancelled show of the season (AM 1220)
  • D Magazine editor recommends further cuts for the Dallas Morning News (Romenesko)

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  • Monday, September 25, 2006

    CNN Partners With The Onion


    Yep -- insert your own punchline.

    From CNN.com's intro to an Onion piece on a "massive spillage of Tag Body Spray":

    Editor's note: This may look like a real news story, but it's NOT. It is from the The Onion, a humor publication that calls itself "America's finest news source." CNN may beg to differ, but we do enjoy a good laugh, and hope you will enjoy a weekly selection of their satire.

    Get it? It's NOT real! NOT!

    You know what this reminds us of? When granny decided to try the Electric Slide and dislocated her hip.

    Or when Mr. Rogers learned how to play Donkey Kong.

    (Gratuituous Tag Body Spray promo image above; is there any other kind?)

    Melissa Theuriau Named Sexiest News Anchor by Maxim


    Yesssssssssss! Or should we say, Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    See a slide show of Maxim's whole Top 10 here.

    Side note: How Betty Nguyen missed the list, we have no idea.

    (Image from these NSFW pervs.)

    Pick of the Orchard 9.25.06


  • Best reason to buy a Mercury, 2006 (2dorks.com)
  • Best reason to buy a Mercury, 1975 (YouTube)
  • Best reason to buy a Honda Accord (YouTube via Fark)

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  • Sunday, September 24, 2006

    True: The Official Dating Service for Photoshopped Strippers


    Top-heavily Photoshopped strippers, to be specific.

    Looking for Foursome Pics? Try Getty Images


    Don't ask us how we stumbled across this, but we did -- on the site of stock photography king Getty Images.

    (No, we didn't exactly pay for it; since we're providing biting social commentary about the kind of images to be found on Getty, our attorney O.R. Chard tells us it clearly qualifies as fair use.)

    Pick of the Orchard 9.24.06


  • The Paris Hilton Tapes [no, not those tapes] (Dateline NBC)
  • Fashion meets fear (pixelbomb)

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  • Saturday, September 23, 2006

    Pick of the Orchard 9.23.06 -- How-To Edition


  • Five Tips to Increase Your Likeability (Justin Hartfield)
  • How to Flirt (eHow)
  • How To Protect Your PC (CBS News)
  • How To Find The Perfect Images Online (Jim Edwards)
  • How To Pick Up Girls (And Make Link Bait, Too) (Jason Lee Miller)
  • How not to lose the magic (Haaretz)

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  • Friday, September 22, 2006

    PR Tips for Politicos, #763: Don't Allow a Flick Called "Thong Girl 3" to Be Shot in Your Office


    The mayor of Gallatin, Tenn., has gotten the city council's undies in a wad after allowing scenes from a film called "Thong Girl 3" to be shot in his office.

    As the local paper reports:

    The movie follows a risque super heroine who gains unusual powers -- the ability to fly and shoot laser beams from her posterior -- when she wears red undies.

    She policies [sic] the skies of Nashville, saving the city from villains who want to turn country singers into rappers.

    The mayor, Don Wright, has issued a statement saying he was assured the movie would be PG-13 and contain no nudity.

    If you're wondering, and we're sure you are, here's the trailer from "Thong Girl 2":

    In a Prepared Statement, Media Orchard Asks: "Are Attribution Rules Changing?"

    Matt Duffy, a college journalism instructor, has noticed that pubs as esteemed as the Wall Street Journal are running quotes directly from press releases without citing the source.

    The WSJ quote in question:

    "The U.S. housing market has continued to deteriorate," said Stuart Miller, Lennar's chief executive.

    Duffy teaches his students to attribute such a quote this way:

    "The U.S. housing market has continued to deteriorate," Stuart Miller, Lennar's chief executive, said in a prepared statement.

    Is this the print equivalent of the so-called VNR scandal? Pretty much. And yet, we're guessing certain hubbub-creators could care less. Not sexy enough.

    Pick of the Orchard 9.22.06


  • Yahoo "to buy Facebook for $1bn" (BBC News)
  • Time Warner says YouTube, Facebook overvalued (Reuters)
  • The Coming Dramatic Decline of YouTube (Mark Cuban)
  • America's Sexiest Newscaster (Miami Herald)
  • HP's boardroom spying scandal reaches high levels of weirdness (Canada.com)
  • The Gay Translator (YouTube)

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  • Thursday, September 21, 2006

    Media Orchard: White and Nerdy

    Since this is the theme on our MySpace page, we thought we'd share the new video. Best work by Weird Al in 20 years.

    Pick of the Orchard 9.21.06


  • Why man's back-of-head photo appeared in death notice (Romenesko)
  • Fox studios put faith in Christian film fare (SFGate.com)
  • Minnesota "Macaca": Local Congressional Staffer Goes Japan-Bashing (Jalopnik)

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  • Wednesday, September 20, 2006

    PRWeek to Launch Free Blogs on Sept. 28

    We think we finally beat Steve Rubel on a Rubel-kinda story:

    PRWeek is launching staff-written blogs, free to all, next Thursday.

    Julia Hood, editor-in-chief of the pub, gave us the scoop in an e-mail interview we just conducted with her. Quoth Julia:

    The publishing world is wrestling with striking the right balance between "free" and "paid" content. It is an ongoing topic for discussion here too. But I can tell you -- and let the blogosphere break this story! -- that PRWeek will on September 28th be launching free blogs. The primary blog will be populated by our entire editorial team, giving our audience a chance to get to know the reporters, editors, production and art editors in a new way.

    We did not rush to blogging, as many of our critics have noted, but there were a number of reasons for that delay. First, we wanted to make sure that our website was strong in its own right, following our relaunch. Second, while we were tempted to enter the blogging fray early on, we wanted to make sure the blog added value to our content, rather than simply regurgitating what we do in print and online already.

    What we realized is that blogging has a role to play as a natural extension to our current reporting, giving our editorial team an opportunity to have a dialogue on issues that might not ever get reported elsewhere, but still influence PR and marketing. Finally, I wanted to make sure the industry could really use another blog. I truly believe we can bring more to the industry through the blog platform, and it won't just be a vanity project.

    Take THAT, Steve! Yessss!

    Media Orchard Interviews Julia Hood, Editor-in-Chief of PRWeek

    Like any editor trying to roll with the punches in the evolving world of print journalism, Julia Hood of PRWeek faces many challenges: PR bloggers seemingly lurking around every corner; a paid-subscription product trying to attract an online audience that refuses to pay for content; having to deal with interview requests from questionable characters like Media Orchard; and on and on.

    We asked Julia about these issues and others, and she was candid and thoughtful in her answers. Here's the interview:

    Media Orchard: How do you think the the emergence of blogs has affected PR Week in terms of readership and revenues?

    Julia: Blogs have increased the level of discussion in the PR industry, and that has had a positive impact on the profession. But the PR industry has long needed more voices, not fewer, so the blog community has not impacted our readership in any negative way, as far as I can tell. I don't have any hard figures to back this up right now, but I truly believe that awareness of our content has grown as more and more blogs link to our site, and discuss -- positively and negatively -- our stories. I can't speak about specifics in terms of revenues, but I don't believe we can point to any drop off that relates to the blogosphere. I've also noticed that there has been more pick up of PRWeek stories in mainstream media, which I attribute in part to discussions going on in the PR blog world.

    MO: Some blog commentators have suggested that blogs will ultimately make the traditional trade media -- across virtually all industries -- obsolete. What do you think of this point of view?

    Julia: I don't think traditional trade media is going away at all, but we all have to be smarter about exploiting every possible channel to reach our audiences. In fact, I think trade media that is able to adapt to the changing technology will be even more relevant in the coming years, because it tends to be highly focused on a target market. Focus, specialization, are critical now. So trade media, like PRWeek, needs to focus on what its readership and audience truly needs and wants, and bring that information to them in whatever channel they would like to receive it. The challenge is to do that and help our editorial teams cope with the ever-increasing demands. We are a very busy team here, like many others I'm sure. Change is hard work.

    MO: How has PR Week changed over the past couple of years -- both in its print and online editions -- and what if any of these changes can be attributed to blogs and Web 2.0?

    Julia: PRWeek has changed a lot. In the past year, we have relaunched both the website and the print edition, have started updating our website daily, rather than weekly, stopped "holding" news for the print edition except for embargoed stories, and have launched a number of web exclusive elements like columns, podcasts, webcasts, and extended features. Many of these innovations were related to the changing media landscape, absolutely.

    The biggest change has been our decision that we can't "hold" news for some big reveal every Monday morning. This was a HUGE learning curve for me, as I grew up believing in the sanctity of print. Keith O'Brien, our news editor and editor of prweek.com, was instrumental in making me see the light. I remember being on a streetcar in San Francisco the day I realized the absurdity of trying to control the news in that way. It just came to me in a flash that it was impossible, and ridiculous, to hoard information simply for the vanity of print.

    I called Keith on my cell phone and told him to go ahead and start posting our news daily. As I told him that day, it was like staring at one of those pictures that just look like a mass of dots, then suddenly you see a dinosaur popping out at you. Only in this case the dinosaur was me! To stretch the metaphor, traditional publishing needs to make sure that it doesn't become extinct. Survival is not guaranteed anymore. Hopefully that just makes us better at what we do.

    Our print redesign last January was not motivated by blogs, but rather by the fact that we had an design that did not allow us to do what we needed to do, in terms of telling stories in greater depth and clarity, and making our features more prominent. But we did expand our media section to better cover the changes going on in the industry.

    MO: In Texas, I often hear the complaint that PR Week is New York-centric in its coverage. Is this a valid complaint? If so, what are you doing to address it, and if not, where do you think this misperception comes from?

    Julia: We used to hear that complaint a lot and I think it has dissipated over time, thanks to our bureau chiefs in LA, the Bay Area, and Washington DC. We also get out to a lot of markets with our regional roundtables, including Austin and Houston. But I think it is fair to say we do miss some stories in Texas. We used to have a wonderful freelancer there and have not been able to fill that gap. So I do encourage anyone who feels like their news or ideas aren't penetrating to contact me directly, as well as the other senior editors. All of our contact information is in the masthead.

    MO: How does PR Week set itself apart from other trades such as O'Dwyer's, the Holmes Report, the Bulldog Reporter, and the rest? Have your points of differentiation evolved at all over time?

    Julia: I don't think about differentiation compared to specific competitors, but rather focus on identifying what I think is our principle mission. That is, to report stories that demonstrate how PR is used to help companies meet business objectives. The good news for all PR trades, including us, is that there is a real need for a range of perspectives, and room for all of us to provide critical insights, particularly now.

    MO: What do you think are the most important trends and stories you'll be covering for the remainder of 2006? What about 2007?

    Julia: We are looking for case studies of how new media strategies are really being applied in companies to meet business objectives. For all the rhetoric out there, real-life examples are rather thin on the ground. Much of 2005-06 was consumed by stories that crowed about this being PR's moment. Now we and the readers want to know exactly what companies are doing to harness these strategies.

    Integrated marketing, whether at the holding company level or not, is a topic of ongoing interest. We did a piece about Ogilvy and their 360 approach that garnered a lot of interest, but there is a lot more to this subject that we have not delved into, particularly what changes if any are taking place on the budgetary level, and whether or not PR is truly in the position to lead more integrated teams.

    I don't think we can underestimate the long-term impact of the HP story that continues to unfold. Trust is one of those words, isn't it? It seems like an abstract concept until you lose it. This plays into a larger theme of why it is still difficult for corporations to be consistently perceived as positive global citizens, which is something that I hope we can explore in greater depth this year.

    The market is very strong, but there is always an underlying insecurity that one big event or issue could set the industry back once again. As a result, there is still a discernable note of caution in hiring and growth plans, even while the talent battle continues to heat up. The challenge of bringing great people into the profession continues to be a story we follow closely.

    MO: How do you come to the right balance over what content to make freely available -- so it can create buzz about PR Week in the blogosphere -- and how much to provide to subscribers only? Is it an ongoing internal discussion, or do you think you've settled on the right answer?

    Julia: The publishing world is wrestling with striking the right balance between "free" and "paid" content. It is an ongoing topic for discussion here too. But I can tell you -- and let the blogosphere break this story! -- that PRWeek will on September 28th be launching free blogs. The primary blog will be populated by our entire editorial team, giving our audience a chance to get to know the reporters, editors, production and art editors in a new way.

    We did not rush to blogging, as many of our critics have noted, but there were a number of reasons for that delay. First, we wanted to make sure that our website was strong in its own right, following our relaunch. Second, while we were tempted to enter the blogging fray early on, we wanted to make sure the blog added value to our content, rather than simply regurgitating what we do in print and online already. What we realized is that blogging has a role to play as a natural extension to our current reporting, giving our editorial team an opportunity to have a dialogue on issues that might not ever get reported elsewhere, but still influence PR and marketing. Finally, I wanted to make sure the industry could really use another blog. I truly believe we can bring more to the industry through the blog platform, and it won't just be a vanity project.

    MO: Anything else you'd like to say to the PR bloggers out there?

    One of the byproducts of the PR blogosphere is that it has ignited a higher level of debate within the industry. I think this is good for everyone. The profession can be very shy about airing disagreement over key issues, and I think the blog world has opened people up to a range of perspectives in a way that one-way media has been unable to do. I hope bloggers keep challenging the institutions in PR, including us, to do a better job.

    One thing I hope to see in the PR blog world is increasing specialization and focus on areas of expertise. Many blogs are quite general, for obvious reasons. But there are insights to be gleaned on a sector level that will continue to be very interesting.

    Pick of the Orchard 9.20.06


  • "Magna cum laude" snatched by the spam filter (WSJ.com)
  • "Oprah for President": Oprah turns down some free pub (Smoking Gun)

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  • Tuesday, September 19, 2006

    Pick of the Orchard 9.19.06 -- and an Orchardette Update

    Cathy insisted on dragging me on a "working vacation" to New Mexico this week, but so far it's been all work, no vacation -- and I'm afraid it's going to continue this way for the rest of the week. Is it better to be working your butt off on your laptop while gazing at beautiful mountains out the window?

    The only part of my routine I've been able to cut back on is the blog, so posting will be sporadic at best this week.

    Update on the Orchardettes: I've decided to extend the contest till next Tuesday, when the winner will be announced. Right now, Eva and Regina are tied. Keep the votes coming. And Eva would like to make a speech to advance her cause, so if anyone has an appropriate audio file that's under 60 seconds, send it my way.

    On to picks:

  • Harvard math prof says he was defamed by the New Yorker (Romenesko)
  • The Pulitzer Prize for Right-Wing Distortion (Attytude)
  • President Bush uses Little Richard as translator (YouTube)
  • Amanda Across America (Amanda Congdon)

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  • Monday, September 18, 2006

    Pick of the Orchard 9.18.06


  • 8 Important Lessons Learned from '80s Cartoons (CRACKED.com)
  • Goodbye "synergy," the new word to hate is "repurposing" (Romenesko)
  • The AP's Switcheroo (Real Clear Politics)
  • Jesus joins MySpace (This planet is crazy)

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  • Friday, September 15, 2006

    Rose Explains the Difference Between Optimism and Hope

    Rose, the hippie intellectual candidate among our Orchardettes, has received zero votes to this point. She's admittedly not optimistic, but -- as she eloquently explains -- she still retains hope.

    Just push play to hear h