OK, Marketers, Prove Your Worth: Help Us Come Up With the Perfect T-Shirt Slogan

Over at our sister site Spin Thicket, we’re planning to pull the Google ads and begin selling T-shirts in that space. We’ve built a Cafe Press storefront and are populating it with designs geared toward PR and advertising types. (Our spokesmodel is wearing one of our samples at left.)
But … we need your help! We ran out of funny before we ran out of T-shirts — so we want you to post or e-mail the verbiage you’d most like to see on one of our shirts.
Who knows? Maybe your wildest dreams will come true and your idea will end up in our inventory. That’s better than money anyway, isn’t it?
OK — let’s have it!



media citrus juice jugg
Our readership is even more brilliant than I had imagined
Front: Media Bias?
PR: Get in the Thicket of It
I scored a page one puff piece for my client and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Here are some I got via email:
PR People Give Good Headline
I’m a PR Person (a Lawyer without the accountability)
Pubic Relations People Can’t Proofread
Seat at the Management Table
(arrow pointing down to crotch)
PR isn’t rocket science…
…it’s a lot harder.
And here are some more:
We Give Good Spin
Got Spin?
PR Pros Do It With The Media
And yet more:
PR People do it off the record
Don’t Quote Me
Public Relations: Adding sizzle to steak for more than 100 years
Public Relations: More than a century of lies
The truth is what I say it is.
I spin you right round, baby, right round.
Vertigo Ergo Sum:
I Spin, therefore I am.
Put me down for one!