Adrants has alerted us to the fact that a Nashville nightclub, On the Rocks, has banned patrons who wear certain clothing brands. The choice of brands, like Sean John, FUBU and Phat Farm, seems to suggest that the bar’s management, at best, has something against hip-hop culture — and at worst, is guilty of racial profiling.
In protest of this discrimination, Media Orchard hereby deems the following clothing brands off-limits in the Orchard:
1. Abercrombie & Fitch
2. Banana Republic
3. Wrangler
4. No Fear
5. Tommy Hilfiger
6. Mossimo (Target)
7. Dr. Martens
We’re takin’ it to the Man, now. So watch out.
When I read Media Orchard, I always consult my WWMTD bracelet.
And, as you would expect, Melissa Theuriau would surf naked.
Two words: cocoa butter.
That reminds me — go ahead and add Ocean Pacific to the list.
Dude — I wore Op when I was in Junior High. If it’s still trendy, then something is hideously wrong.
You are soooooooooo out of it, Ike.
And remember also, when you roll into the Orchard, can’t do it in a H2 or Escalade. Just a Taurus.
Sorry.
Hybrids only. Especially for you, Ike.