Candidate Eva Makes Her Speech
She’s topmost in our sidebar; just push play. Like many pageant contestants, Eva’s very into her religion. We hope she doesn’t put anyone off.
If you haven’t heard the speeches of fellow Orchardettes Regina and Rose yet, they’re willing to repeat them for you. Regina has impressed our readers with her sense of humor, while Rose has demonstrated her passionate belief in hope (and surprising upbringing in the ‘hood.)
The Orchardette receiving the most votes as of tomorrow will become a permanent fixture on the Orchard.
Of course, nothing’s really permanent, is it?
You sure you don’t want to draw this out “Survivor”-style, and just let us vote someone off?
Nothing spells “linkrank” like Mark Burnett threatening you with a lawsuit…
Good idea, Ike.
So far, Rose has gotten zero votes. I accidentally deleted her from my template, so rather than bothering to add her back…
She’s off the island.
Say buh-bye, Rose.
I want Tiffany to talk, I like her.