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Susan Getgood emailed me to point out that not all babies -- just white babies -- start out "pink."Good point, Susan.
Heh! :-)
Media Orchard’s New Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Selling Pics of Celebrity Babies
As we’ve all learned in the last few days, it’s possible to make big bucks by selling the first pictures of a celebrity baby.
You can now purchase the following baby pictures exclusively from us for $3 million each.
Brad and Angelina’s baby:
Tom and Katie’s baby:
Gwen and Gavin’s baby:
Anna Nicole Smith’s baby:
Who’s going to know the difference? All babies are pink, tiny and mostly bald. And yes, we know Anna Nicole just got pregnant. It’s called “pre-sales,” friend.
Note: Generic baby courtesy of BBC News.
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