"Charlie, Charlie, He’s Our Man! If He Can’t Do It, Nobody Can!"
So alleged “depraved sexual lunatic” Charlie Sheen paid two prostitutes $20,000 to dress up as cheerleaders and chant that?
He didn’t need hookers; he just needed a more enthusiastic publicist.
He also needs a little crisis communications help. Donna Jones, mother of former Texas porn star Chloe Jones [pictured], plans to sue Charlie for allegedly driving Chloe to take her own life.
From that pose, I would have never guessed she was a porn star.
I read a story on Chloe not long ago, and she actually had an incredibly tragic life. And of course, it ended very sadly. So I’ll cut her a break.
Maybe she should sue him for Red Dawn instead.
But not for Hot Shots Part Deux — that was awesome!