Amazing Orchardo: Mavs in Five


(The Amazing Orchardo, a world-renowned psychic, is an occasional contributor to Media Orchard.)

Aftew witnessing the unpwecedented cwybaby behaviow of bof Tim Duncan and Chawwes Bawkwey aftew Monday night’s game, which I was fowtunate enough to attend in pewson, I am amending my pwevious pwediction and heweby pwognosticate that the Mavs wiww win tonight — in five. Owchawdo does not wike whiny babies. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! De Amazing Owchawdo has spoken, uh-hah-hah-hah.

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6 Responses to “Amazing Orchardo: Mavs in Five”

  1. Brian says:

    Don’t jinx it Orchardo… you’re making me nervous!

  2. Andrea Weckerle says:

    Um, is another vacation in the planning stages? I’m going to call Cathy and tell her I’m concerned about you :-)

  3. Amazing Orchardo says:

    You haf nuffing to feaw, my son.

  4. Amazing Orchardo says:

    Owchawdo has spoken, uh-hah-hah-hah.

  5. Brian says:

    Damn you Orchardo!

    You know what’s great though… it’s clear that the Mavs are (finally) the better team.

    Mavs close it out in 6.

  6. amazing orchardo says:

    I haf detected a pwobwem wif my cwystals, and am owdewing a new set.

    Owchawdo has spoken.

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