Amazing Orchardo: Mavs in Five
(The Amazing Orchardo, a world-renowned psychic, is an occasional contributor to Media Orchard.)
Aftew witnessing the unpwecedented cwybaby behaviow of bof Tim Duncan and Chawwes Bawkwey aftew Monday night’s game, which I was fowtunate enough to attend in pewson, I am amending my pwevious pwediction and heweby pwognosticate that the Mavs wiww win tonight — in five. Owchawdo does not wike whiny babies. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! De Amazing Owchawdo has spoken, uh-hah-hah-hah.
Don’t jinx it Orchardo… you’re making me nervous!
Um, is another vacation in the planning stages? I’m going to call Cathy and tell her I’m concerned about you
You haf nuffing to feaw, my son.
Owchawdo has spoken, uh-hah-hah-hah.
Damn you Orchardo!
You know what’s great though… it’s clear that the Mavs are (finally) the better team.
Mavs close it out in 6.
I haf detected a pwobwem wif my cwystals, and am owdewing a new set.
Owchawdo has spoken.