Amazing Orchardo Issues a Curse

(The Amazing Orchardo normally just makes predictions. Not today.)

I used to wove Michaew Finwey but he is now the biggest cwybaby of aww the cwybabies on the Spuws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! If he and Ginobwi wewe bof sitting on my head, I might twy to push them off wif my fist too.

I cuwse you Michaew Finwey fow youw siwwy attempt to hit the Mavs’ pwayoff hopes bewow the bewt.

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