Amanda K: The National Organization of Short Statured Adults? Cool!!

(Amanda K. is an occasional fictional contributor to Media Orchard.)
A bunch of PR bloggers, including my new crush Phil Gomes, along with Stephen, Mike and others, are being totally hounded by this mean, anonymous, gross troll-blogger, who keeps calling them “midgets” and “little people.”
That’s why it made me so happy today when I read this story on the Web about how the National Organization of Short Statured Adults is standing up for the little guy:
The sentence of probation for a man the judge said was too short to go to prison … will be appealed by Attorney General Jon Bruning…
The case was drawing international attention, with crime victim advocates decrying the sentence and supporters of short people saying it’s about time someone recognized the challenges they face.
“He would probably end up being somebody’s woman,” said Joe Mangano of New York City, secretary of the National Organization of Short Statured Adults.
I thought that was, like, so cool that he said that. But then it was like, sooooo weird — because the anonymous, gross troll-blogger is actually a guy pretending to be a woman. Right?
That’s like something from an episode of “Lost.”
I totally forgot to TiVo the season finale, by the way. Ditz!
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