Is anyone even home in the Scientology PR department?
Note to upcoming religions, movements, etc. If you’re trying to gain widepsread acceptance for your beliefs, you might consider staying under the ‘bizarre statement radar’ for a while. Just a thought. Apologies to Andrea, as I’m not trying to counter her thoughtful post with quotes from a madman, but how prescient of her was it to post on Obsession with celebrity yesterday, and along comes Mr. Cruise to prove the point.
How can we not be obsessed with headlines like this:
Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. When it comes to Tom, this stuff writes itself kids. No comments from Scientology followers either saying I’m knocking the religion. I’m not. Tom’s doing that all by himself with statements like that.
Relating it to Scott’s recent situation for a sec, Mr. Cruise is my Strumpette. Please, Tom, make movies, not quotes. Bet his PR person is probably on craig’s list right about now looking for a career change. Imagine being a fly on the wall when the PR person took that call:
“He said what?”
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If you’re the PR guy, what are you going to do? The dude is an OT7. He’ll vaporize you with his laser-eyes.
Bill,
Yeah, yeah, not trying to undermine me? With headlines like that, I’ll get hooked too.
I swear, even if I tried, I still couldn’t write a headline like that.
Bill — Ok, now that their daughter was born, where’s your yucky update?
Not going there, Nope.
To quote Maverick from Top Gun, Tom Cruise’s world is a ‘target-rich’ environment.
Oh, btw, do they make Scientology baby wear?
;-p
(Couldn’t help it.)