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This week marks our first anniversary, so we thought we’d offer a little something special to our most avid readers. (OK — we got the idea from the president-for-life of Turkmenistan.)
(Via Fark)



Congratulations!
Happy 1st! Isn’t tomorrow the Big Day?
HBD! (Not to be confused with SBD…)
Congratulations. I thoroughly enjoy the site and look forward to many more anniversaries.
Yes, it’s actually tomorrow — when spring has sprung!
But I think there’s been kind of a gun-jumping here (Ike did a post on it), so maybe an actual anniversary post tomorrow would be self-indulgent overkill.
Hmmm…self-indulgent overkill and blogging — nahhhhh, they don’t go together
Happy Anniversary! Still ripe after a year. Keep on Picking ‘em.