No Time for Jibba Jabba
We saw this on Fark and, despite the less-than-perfect spelling and punctuation, laughed very hard.
We’d love to see the Anderson Cooper interview. And could someone please explain to us why Chuck Norris is such a big deal in a world where Mr. T exists?




Because Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer.
Too bad he’s never cried.
My prediction for a fight between Mr. T and Chuck Norris? PAIN.