The Amazing Orchardo Predicts: How the Strumpette Affair Will End
Despite what certain cranky types like B.L. say, we don't have a problem with Strumpette's "ho-ier than thou" approach to blogging.
We do, however, agree with the old saw that smart people talk about ideas, while dumb people talk about other people. We hope "Amanda" will be smart.
Having said that, the Amazing Orchardo now takes center stage to prognosticate on the future of our favorite PR vixen. (Yes, he's dumb.)
Orchardo is also tired of his predictions having to go through the Media Orchard filter, so henceforth we are required to quote him directly.
By the way, we have not mentioned this before, but Orchardo is not from the United States. We're not sure where he's from, in fact.
In any case, go for it, Orchardo:
Mibby tanks.
I beweeve dat Amanda Chapel ib a pseudonym, and dat she aldo be a pseudonympho.
Darefore, iffa she be warkin at a PR agency, she ebentually wib be discobered and summaridy fired.
That weaves two opshuns. She eeder git a book deal wike Jessica Cutler or go wookin for anober job wike Kelly Kreth.
I predix: Kreth.
The Amazing Orchardo hab spogen.
"Pseudonympho" -- good one, Orchardo.
Technorati tags: PR, Public Relations, Marketing
posted by Scott Baradell at
7:58 AM
6 Comments:
So, Steve, er, I mean Scott. No No, I mean Ochardo: what dialect is that?
Or, did you use The Dialectizer:
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
Regardless, LOL funny stuff.
But, there is a meme(?) circulating about the true identity of our favorite blogger, Ms. Chapel. Should be interesting if ah, her cover is blown in the next day or two.
Mike
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Michael, at 3/28/2006
Yeah -- I hope to heck it's not Brian Connolly (read the theory at Krempasky.com)... I never expected it to be an actual attractive woman, but if it's a guy -- that's just icky.
By
SB, at 3/28/2006
Ho-ier than thou...
I'm stealing that, just to let you know. It's gold, Orchardo, gold.
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Paul McEnany, at 3/28/2006
As fortune would have it, I'm flying to Chicago next week on business and have offered to interview Ms. Chapel in order to confirm facts.
For the good of the blogosphere, of course.
While I don't work in the P.R. industry and don't have a dog in any potential fight, all the same I'd still prefer not to meet a 6'4" crossdresser.
I'm more of a perky boob kinda' guy.
By
Mack Simpson, at 3/28/2006
Scott ... you need a vacation.
By
John Wagner, at 3/28/2006
April 12, John....April 12.
By
SB, at 3/28/2006
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