On Thursday, we teased the celebrity pubs for trafficking in cruelty-based features like US Weekly‘s “Who Do You Think Is Older?”
This, in turn, caused us to wonder, “What might they stoop to next?”
Our guess: “Who Wore It Best?” — Baby Edition.
The contestants:
Kal-el Coppola Cage
Sean Preston Federline
Don’t worry; we didn’t ask “100 people on Beverly Hills’ Rodeo Drive” to rate which baby looks better in his adorable blue outfit, and we’re not going to rate them, either.
But mark our word. We have seen the future of celebrity pubs — and this is it.
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We could start our own blog spoof awards along these lines: Best blogger headshot, hottest PR blogger alive, and so on, covering all the requisite categories. Separate entries for men and women, with self-nominations and votes permitted.
Since you’ve developed expertise in this area, maybe you could spearhead this!
That’s all I need — more non-paying work!
But actually, there IS another blog I’ve been thinking about starting………..
More news soon.
I’ve got a better one for you. Who wore it best: Yahweh or Kanye?