Current job listing on craigslist:

Creative Genius
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Date: 2005-08-30, 2:13PM CDT

You are a conceptual genius.
You are a print design guru.
You have years of experience.
You have Agency experience.
You might have a couple Addy's on your trophy shelf.
You play well with others.
You have killer portfolio.
You have some Interactive experience.
You rock out to iTunes.
You have wicked sense of humor.
You are not above doing your own print production.

WE NEED YOU!

Job location is Plano
Compensation: 40-50K Based on experience