Armchair Publicist Would Totally Rein In Tom Cruise
From The Onion:
OMAHA, NE — Responding to the negative press coverage Tom Cruise has received in recent weeks, University of Nebraska financial-aid clerk Ben Matherson, 28, announced Monday that things would be different if he were the megastar’s publicist.
Read Ben’s advice here. Wow, and he’s not even an APR 