I'm getting married Saturday, so I won't be posting again for a week or so. And this is one time when I'm very glad that I'm not a prince (in any sense of the word.)

Poor Charles and, especially, poor Camilla -- who was criticized for everything imaginable in the run-up to the recent royal wedding. What I hated most were the commentators attacking Camilla for dressing in attire that made her look "dowdy." Hello, she's 57! Do you want her to dress like Cher?

Camilla handled the bad PR just the way she should have: by being honest and self-deprecating. "Just two old people getting married," she called the ceremony.